ferninism:

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*

(via ugly)

too-easy-being-green:

zerpderptwerp:

eternalgirlscout:

i will kill you: basic threat; overused; lacks serious weight

pee your pants: up-and-coming; respectable; unexpected

i will pee your pants: full of the promise of grief and terror; absolutely devastating

Your pants can’t wait for my pee

And here we have it, the most terrifying sentence in the universe

(via terobuster)